December 2009
“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone.
Do not be troubled about the future for it has not yet come.
Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.
Eat the fucking raisins! →
November 2009
Music for the slaughter. →
Clearly humanity has a thing for black drippy... →
What did the rubber band factory worker say when...
OH SNAP.
What did the police officer say to his tummy?
I’ve got you under a vest!
Bacon > True Love →
Disney Princess Wedding Dresses →
<3
Mix whiskey and crab blood to create WAR JUICE. →
What did the cannibal do after dumping his...
WIPE HIS BUTT.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
THUNDERPANTS!
Dead hookers make me sad →
Potty training a cracked out tyrannosaur is... →
Tasty Chowda. →
