IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
|me:||wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days|
|me:||ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while|
what the fuck am i doing
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
so here’s fun fact about my life today: I GOT FROSTBITE ON MY EARS FROM WALKING TO CLASS
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life