|Male Friend:||Prostate exams suck. Women have it so much easier on that account.|
|Me:||What do you think the gynaecologist does whenever I go for an exam? Stare from across the room with a telescope and shout "all clear" once she's done?|
When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”
"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."
"There aren’t any cute guys."
"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"