incurablylazydevil:

four times Sherlock was alarmed by sex and the one time he wasn’t

Well a crappy night has turned somewhat better. It’s nice having grandparents in the area to save you when you have no water during a blizzard. Peef and I are having a sleepover at Grandma’s!

Well a crappy night has turned somewhat better. It’s nice having grandparents in the area to save you when you have no water during a blizzard. Peef and I are having a sleepover at Grandma’s!

the waterline in my area broke and there is a winter storm coming tonight. i don’t like this at all

watching sherlock makes me forget that i am bored and alone

(Source: sneakychino)

naughty-naughty-girls:

by Thaisa Fernandes

naughty-naughty-girls:

by Thaisa Fernandes

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

Let me tell you something. There’s no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.

(Source: holdingsback)

Hey, Joe. I’m gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so that I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, okay?

(Source: deputystilinski)

“I was within and without. Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.”

(Source: mistersnape)