satanlinski:

ejacutastic:

thanks to tumblr i’m seriously up on the latest news ten times faster than anyone else around me it makes me feel so fancy

#the amount of times a day i say ‘yeah i know’ are off the charts #people think i’m well read #i’m just well scrolled

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: sharonosbourne)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i always forget bunnies have tongues then i see a picture of them sticking their tongues out and it makes me so happy because they’re so precious??? wow

recent studies show i hate everything

(Source: assgod)

10inchd:

white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake