filthy-hippie-vibes:

bewareofthediscozombies:

mufasacunt:

Lets have sex and watch lotr.

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OH.MY.GOD.

wesleynoelle:

Prep

(Source: cluedo)

stop-hammerkind:

all-american-oncest:

starxapple:

starxapple:

im going to cry i just accidentally texted my mom really explicit onceler porn instead of a picture of my dog

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what do i DO

I AM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM 

"no"

somewhereanywherethere:

Everyday motherfuckers.

(Source: nevershavethomas)

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

whenyouwishupondisney:

christmasbatch:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

"Forest of the dead"

This is truly the circle of life

(Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness)

canwejusttalkaboutfrozen:

Hello ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being a kingdom usurping prince and became an ice harvester, he could smell like me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a sled with the man your man could smell like.
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a bag with two mittens to keep your hands warm.
Look again. The mittens are now a fire crystal.
Anything is possible when your man smells like an ice harvester and not a prince.
I’m on a reindeer.

canwejusttalkaboutfrozen:

Hello ladies.

Look at your man.

Now back to me.

Now back at your man.

Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being a kingdom usurping prince and became an ice harvester, he could smell like me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a sled with the man your man could smell like.

What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a bag with two mittens to keep your hands warm.

Look again. The mittens are now a fire crystal.

Anything is possible when your man smells like an ice harvester and not a prince.

I’m on a reindeer.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)

i found out that my disney ID is active until January 11…so that means I should probably go to disney world next week just to utilize it one last time, right?