the cutest lead singer of them all.

(Source: vaughned)

oreoofficial:

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

(Source: oreoofficial)

livingsjustawasteofdeath:

I’ve been crying for a year.

livingsjustawasteofdeath:

I’ve been crying for a year.

fobmaniac:

featuringfob:

livelndenver:

someone brought their baby for patrick to meet and as soon as he saw the baby, he went straight for it and said “wow that is a SMALL CHILD” AND LIEK

MY HEART HRUTS

I CAN IMAGINE HIM SAYING “Hey there little pumpkin. do you want uncle pat to carry you? oh yes you do” JEZUZ

(Source: ieronic)

marc-jcubs:

watching boys get out of the pool like

ITS NOT PORN ITS GAME OF THRONES I SWEAR

ancient proverb (via likelycreatures)

so my phone is listed as “out for delivery.” AS OF 8 AM WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

basedgosh:

i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards