beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?

JK Rowling: Yes.

Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?

JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.

Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

(Source: drumsofthedead)

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

(Source: stevesfriend)

Becoming a successful and moderately famous musician is easily the strangest thing to ever happen to me.

(Source: antlrboy)

for holystokes

(Source: trauntwave)

awkwardvagina:

i have this problem that if someone displays the slightest form of affection towards me i will formulate fantasies of us being together until it physically hurts 

mr-radical:

shout out to those followers that you see liking and reblogging stuff from your dash so often that you begin to remember their urls really well and think positively of them whenever you see them

camacaileon:

There are two types of bunnies.