i hope leonardo dicaprio wins the superbowl
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I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
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is it acceptable to start a debate with “listen here you little shit”
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Oh don’t worry cough drop wrapper, I do everyday
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i even consider starting my homework
should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean
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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
“Saturday night, write thesis.”
Who else is with me on this one?
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