shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you


Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

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last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears” 

Titanic (film) trivia: After filming various takes of the scene when Rose runs back to Jack after jumping out of the lifeboat, Leonardo DiCaprio asked James Cameron if they could have one more take “for the actors.” Kate Winslet says: "That was rather daunting, because I had no idea what Leo was going to do." The actors ran toward each other and when Leo got a hold of her, he lifted Kate up in the air and let all of his emotions out. That is the take that made it into the film’s final cut.

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Vintage ad for Colt. 


Vintage ad for Colt. 


the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

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my life goals

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