eluting:

honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

iwritescenesnotarmsraces:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

GUYS… what if… what if there’s a Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean out there that tastes like YOU, and someone’s eating it RIGHT NOW…?!

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 Did the FOB fandom just invade a post…

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?

JK Rowling: Yes.

Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?

JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.

Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

(Source: drumsofthedead)

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

(Source: stevesfriend)

Becoming a successful and moderately famous musician is easily the strangest thing to ever happen to me.

(Source: antlrboy)

for holystokes

(Source: trauntwave)