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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants



procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

that’s what i call talent

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A teenage vow in a parking lot
"Till tonight do us part"
I sing the blues and swallow them too

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