(Source: lovingeverlark)

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

randomness-is-epic:

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

that’s what i call talent

(Source: gay8)

A teenage vow in a parking lot
"Till tonight do us part"
I sing the blues and swallow them too

(Source: infraredscopes)