claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

featuringfob:

Literally just him letting everyone politely know he has fetishes is makin me sweat

featuringfob:

Literally just him letting everyone politely know he has fetishes is makin me sweat

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bagmilk:

when you pretend to be sick but your parents still make you go to school

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jtumblr:

MY FAVOURITE SOCHI OLYMPICS TWEETS SO FAR

They’re just all so.. russian. hahah.

(ps if you want to RT these follow @sochiproblems on twitter or find the other ones on @JayTweet my page)

For class and sophistication, wear lace lingerie, coal black eyeliner and a posture to kill. Never slouch, and never go out looking worse than you would if your worst enemy was paying a visit

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don’t mind if someone thinks I’m a sell out. I go to bed happy knowing I do what I do and I’m not doing anything for reasons of money, and if I were trying to pick up chicks, I’m doing a horrible job. And if I wanted to drive awesome cars, I’m doing a really bad job there too.

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH