vardaesque:

can we just appreciate the fact that thor 2 had absolutely no boob shots or male gaze shots and the only eye candy shot we got was a totally pointless-to-the-plot slowly panning upward shot of thor’s abs glistening in the sunlight

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illplaythejuliette:

the bible said adam and eve not talk while fall out boy is playing on the radio

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i love getting parking tickets. they’re my favorite. 

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ultimategryffindork:

flushed-quadrant:

starsandgutters:

not-the-very-button:

starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

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Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

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You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”

"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"