letrashdecor:

future wedding will have this.

(Source: meghannnleighhh)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

awwww-cute:

Cute rabbit Kokomo trying to jump over hurdles

awwww-cute:

Cute rabbit Kokomo trying to jump over hurdles

(Source: jingleyourbells)

Midnight in Paris (2011)

(Source: eternaltenderness)

snapchatting:

there’s a place for people like me (buffets)

(Source: snapchatting)

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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foodwhore:

Pie Lattice Cookies on top of hot apple cider tutorial