wildwanderingwords:

boxfullofcats:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

Wait, they were selling something here?

remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?

sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard

(Source: fweecarter)

snuffaluffagay:

themonkeypuzzletree:

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

what would the other 10% be

me eating all your food

(Source: preterito)

squidkneee:

t0nightweride:

candlejack:

parisheroinstars:

Making a Dirty Jenga.

Oh

need to play this omg

ok but lets talk about those cookies about to be baked

squidkneee:

t0nightweride:

candlejack:

parisheroinstars:

Making a Dirty Jenga.

Oh

need to play this omg

ok but lets talk about those cookies about to be baked

"None but the King of Gondor may command me."

(Source: oberlyn)

amygloriouspond:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man it is because I’ve never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest, and kindest, and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I’m apparently your best friend, I can not congratulate you on your choice of companion. Actually, now I can. Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury and tragic loss. So sorry again about that last one. So know this, today you sit between the woman you have your wive, and the man you have saved; In short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.

(Source: kisswithatear)

astro-mantic:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

Acapella versions of good songs are always rebloggable.