Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
|me:||wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days|
|me:||ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while|