(Source: resortmonorail)

skysoaring:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

do u think i’d still pass all of my classes

justacumbercookie:

instant orgasm

(Source: theblowjobsong)

petethetreat:

My favorite and still the best part of 2013.

petethetreat:

My favorite and still the best part of 2013.

amazign:

what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass

homosexualbaby:

pants off, laptop on, blogging till the break of dawn

(Source: poopd)

thisnurserighthere:

pyrop:

BABIES ARE SO CREEPY PREGNANCY IS THE CREEPIEST CONCEPT EVER WHAT IS APPEALING ABOUT GROWING A SMALL WRINKLY ALIEN INSIDE YOU TO FEED OFF YOUR LIFE FORCES UNTIL IT TEARS ITS WAY PAINFULLY OUT OF YOUR BODY TO CONTINUE TO FEED OFF YOUR EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL LIFE FORCES FOR THE NEXT ~18 YEARS

thank you for finally saying it.

(Source: jjbas)