shitfucktory:

Go Shorty, it’s Your Birthday

shitfucktory:

Go Shorty, it’s Your Birthday

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

slowartday:

Slow Art Day wishes you the merriest of holiday seasons!

Ed Wheeler’s Santa Art History Invasions

monasleaza:

Panic! At The Disco | White Christmas

merrychristmasrose:

i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across the globe and its like the best shit ever because you spend your childhood believing in santa only to grow up and become him and give kids the same sense of magic as you had and if thats not the best shit ever i dont know what is

(Source: aclaraoswald)

"I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”

(Source: achililes)

(Source: purplishnebula)

'lets make patrick 5'7 no one will even question it'

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no fob. we all know hes 5’4.

there is no fooling us

(Source: taylorgivemeachild)