no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across the globe and its like the best shit ever because you spend your childhood believing in santa only to grow up and become him and give kids the same sense of magic as you had and if thats not the best shit ever i dont know what is
'lets make patrick 5'7 no one will even question it'
no fob. we all know hes 5’4.
there is no fooling us