Queen Elizabeth IIITumblr (3.0; @you-can-fly)http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zfitzgerald.tumblr.com/post/49842438871/im-a-nerd-but-not-in-the-useful-youll-all-be">zfitzgerald</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.</p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51129208907http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51129208907Wed, 22 May 2013 23:57:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl">brvdleysoileau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl</p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128374158http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128374158Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ebc7ef4bcc7a454aed2c10c4d085503/tumblr_ml20i5KPjj1qb3ycmo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d267088c46b68602ed24c637ab4474e4/tumblr_ml20i5KPjj1qb3ycmo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b79337d78c8fdd39cf0af4dfaa1dd1a/tumblr_ml20i5KPjj1qb3ycmo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128324897http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128324897Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70bc013bfe407e20005afd2c2290e813/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca98952f1c0f2df72830abbf3b2d9a2b/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cfd0262659e3f3aec358eee41371aad/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba268ea638a38abec67fb256a4683cef/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a65c9f169706ca28e9f77bc551797eb/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30d0d0f8854d4d719ccd4fa12948cb4b/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/138269e949cfb44c06210efa4344223c/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128279324http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51128279324Wed, 22 May 2013 23:40:39 -0500jacobtheres a cat in the wall<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee91b963c749f02d5d9d1f208f53140f/tumblr_mn40qwNFIK1qjuzhco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elkane.tumblr.com/post/50921736693/jack-dawson-penniless-artist-who-wins-a-ticket">elkane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.</p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51127911901http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51127911901Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:19 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beepony.tumblr.com/post/46261758279/artekka-fapoleon-bonerparte-i-was-doing">beepony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artekka.tumblr.com/post/46252026669/fapoleon-bonerparte-i-was-doing-research-on">artekka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fapoleon-bonerparte.tumblr.com/post/46230158997/i-was-doing-research-on-napoleon-when-i-found-it">fapoleon-bonerparte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again</p> <p>My favorite picture of him</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fdaa2008118c07a57489da96b88a0948/tumblr_inline_mk794hw7f31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”</p> </blockquote> <p>I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes</p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51115272294http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51115272294Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc51572df2841c2cc783e48855d31956/tumblr_mn0t86bpDA1qaua84o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ac755a3a6c981ec8a789191c229e6d2/tumblr_mn0t86bpDA1qaua84o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1203c819301277d450a1e6cbbd46878b/tumblr_mn0t86bpDA1qaua84o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50fe48d88efb5f51f329ce5da727319d/tumblr_mn0t86bpDA1qaua84o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>“His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people — his imagination had never really accepted them as his parents at all. The truth was that Jay Gatsby of West Egg, Long Island, sprang from his Platonic conception of himself. He was the son of God — a phrase which, if it means anything, means just that — and he must be about His Father’s business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty. So he invented just the sort of Jay Gatsby that a seventeen-year-old boy would be likely to invent, and to this conception he was faithful to the end.”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51115186440http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51115186440Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec46b94a00d8bcb38da7e9e71be4de1e/tumblr_mmx7v8wXYw1qzfdvco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51114426184http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51114426184Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:50 -0500<blockquote> <p>literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive </p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51114301188http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51114301188Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/066c6d84faf87867c87461ed1adc8184/tumblr_mmn36vZmkd1rno97no1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://allthingsgirlyandbeautiful.tumblr.com/post/50197402848/old-southern-driveway" class="tumblr_blog">allthingsgirlyandbeautiful</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Old southern driveway</p></blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087542490http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087542490Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:11 -0500i want it.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book">shouldertappingghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T<span>hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.</span></p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087304637http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087304637Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4d42fe57ceafa985b681338fbc03f11/tumblr_mn7drzIhtR1qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/51069588365/neat-moment-at-the-webbys-last-night-fresh-off" class="tumblr_blog">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”</span><br/><span>I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”</span><br/><span>He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”</span></p></blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087063778http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/51087063778Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d21aa506898b8cab0c2525c6351502d/tumblr_mhzjlmjsSF1qikel5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992677432http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992677432Tue, 21 May 2013 10:20:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1f00c878b7686578d838404a53bb648/tumblr_mfefskQgKc1qlpcqro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992565704http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992565704Tue, 21 May 2013 10:18:32 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justfeedmepizza.tumblr.com/post/46457940005/derekthereindeer-why-insult-someone-when-you">justfeedmepizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derekthereindeer.tumblr.com/post/37339812234/why-insult-someone-when-you-can-say-something-nice">derekthereindeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3c5b56acdf2d7dc41a8fcbd3ffc633f5/tumblr_inline_mkce2uDmbJ1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992562632http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50992562632Tue, 21 May 2013 10:18:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvmopawdA1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50966238413http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50966238413Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e263c9cd0fc43d6ae405582c3b77909/tumblr_mk7imsMHb41s3pq8ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962705908http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962705908Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:47 -0500OMGI totally had this and it was kickassim gonna dig it out this weekend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i4n5mN4f1rvrjulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fractured-self.tumblr.com/post/25775267939">fractured-self</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there are too many notes on this. too many people shouldnt have to know what this represents. </p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962569860http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962569860Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ad977e85c0591bb78cc9c471b8457c6/tumblr_mf2ukirV1e1rs8w78o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962553738http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962553738Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:48 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://givemetrills.tumblr.com/post/50605319536/today-is-brought-to-you-by-the-word-no">givemetrills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today is brought to you by the word&#160;:<br/><em>no</em></p> </blockquote>http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962193231http://you-can-fly.tumblr.com/post/50962193231Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:09 -0500