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One of the most useful things you can learn as an adult is how to say “thank you” and mean “fuck you”.
Current Google search while doing my history paper:
WHAT THE HELL IS THE ANGLO-SAXON CHRONICLE
Today, my grandpa told me that if I ever got married, it would be because I can cook.
Well thanks grandpa, for complimenting my cooking, but are you implying that I have nothing else going for me? That’s cool.
GIFs that apply to my mood at the moment.
It’s really awesome when you text your crush on their birthday, and make it all cute and happy, and their response is “yup.”
